fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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dontyouever-giveup:

dontyouever-giveup:

i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.

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PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE THERE YOU GO.

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

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chernoalfa:

honhonbattertot:

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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